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My Grandma’s Photos Are With Jesus

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My grandmother was asking me to retrieve her saved images on her iPhone (love a 90-something year old techie!) and was trying to explain to me where they were:

‘They’re up with Jesus;” she said.

I was perplexed… “Um… grandma, you’re still with us, neither you nor your photos are with Jesus yet.”

“Yes, yes they are” she sighed, exasperated by my idiocy, “that Apple company put them there, up with Jesus!” My blank stare further infuriated her.

It took my 9 year old to explain what she meant to me. “Mum, she means the iCloud!” “Yes” Grandma yelped, “with Jesus, up in the clouds!”

I’m still laughing hours later….

People Might Pay Me?

payment-postingI was asked via Twitter today whether I am paid to advertise the items I post in my blog or other social media channels.  In the interests of self disclosure I want to tell you how you will know if I am being paid to advertise:

I will post about it on every social media medium there is, I will be SO. DAMN. EXCITED!

In case we aren’t clear I will clarify. No. I am not being paid.

If I post my Mary’s Gone Crackers or my Deeks Quinoa Bread, or my Sam Edelman boots, it’s because that’s what I am eating or toasting or wearing and that’s what’s going on in my life so that’s what I’m yabbering on about and if I can share something I love with you then why the hell not? It’s just that simple.

Also, if someone would pay me to talk about their products I would suck up a whole lot more.

Just Sayin’.

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