My grandmother was asking me to retrieve her saved images on her iPhone (love a 90-something year old techie!) and was trying to explain to me where they were:
‘They’re up with Jesus;” she said.
I was perplexed… “Um… grandma, you’re still with us, neither you nor your photos are with Jesus yet.”
“Yes, yes they are” she sighed, exasperated by my idiocy, “that Apple company put them there, up with Jesus!” My blank stare further infuriated her.
It took my 9 year old to explain what she meant to me. “Mum, she means the iCloud!” “Yes” Grandma yelped, “with Jesus, up in the clouds!”
I’m still laughing hours later….