The Dog Almost Killed My Elderly Neighbour

My elderly male neighbour just turned up on my porch banging on my door looking disheveled and panting.

He had chased the dog all the way down the street and around the block and was returning him to me.

It can’t have been easy given the dog weighed at least 40 kilos and he was NOT a willing participant being dragged by the collar to my house and had apparently resisted all the way….

Mostly because he wasn’t my dog and this wasn’t his house.

Special award  goes to the neighbour who looked at my dog standing next to me as I opened my front door and then back to the dog he was holding and said “This isn’t your dog then?”

No sir it is not. But let me say I am in awe of your dedication to the cause of bringing him to me against his will.

Nighttime Antics

My husband looked at me this morning with a mixture of fear, concern and amusement. The fact that he had something he wanted to say to me was obvious and so I asked him what was up.

Here’s what he had to say;

Last night,  I came to bed late. You were already asleep and although I tried to get into bed quietly, I apparently disturbed you.

You sat bolt upright in bed at the first hint of my movement and yelled; “There are too many people in the muppets!!”Then you laid back down closed your eyes, and went right back to sleep.

Carrie, It was literally the single most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen.

“Omg!” I said; “What if I’m mentally unstable and I just don’t realise it?”

“Oh you’re unstable,” he replied, “but it’s nothing to do with your late night muppets obsession.” 😳

So, my question to you is, are there any dream interpreters out there want to take a shot at the chaos in my head?

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